Thursday
Oct182012
Say Hello To My Little Friends!
Okay, I'm here at the airport and it's too early for the bars to be open. But never fear, I have a solution to this problem...
Here we are in the bathroom with four good friends of mine, The Smirnoff Brothers!
All we have to do is transfer the Smirnoff Quartet into this half full diet Snapple bottle and...
Ba-Boom, instant drinkage! I'm going to drink this in the food court and then see if I can get through the gate. Cheers!
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Drinking At The Airport, Smirnoff Brothers Posted on Thursday, October 18, 2012 at 8:05AM
Drinking At The Airport, Smirnoff Brothers Posted on Thursday, October 18, 2012 at 8:05AM
Reader Comments (11)
I hope you got more than 4 of those !
In my junior year of high school I mixed southern comfort and peach snapple iced tea together in a snapple bottle to sneak in to the prom. To this day I will not drink southern comfort or peach snapple Iced tea. What a nasty combination.
On another note. On a recent flight across the country we were able to get nips of Jack Daniels past the security gate and were drinking jack and cokes all the way across.
Ah, those little bottles, I must have done 100s of them in my travels. They were nice to keep when they were made of real glass and not no phony plastic... Remember Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate being warned about "Plastic..."
Drink up, matey, guzzle, guzzle, guzzle... ;)
A brilliant solution! And a way to get around the outrageous prices at airport bars. Bon voyage!
Godspeed Marty!
Have a safe flight Marty.
I usually fill these up with whiskey, and I never had a problem bringing them on the plane:
http://www.amazon.com/Softn-Style-3-4-Travel-Bottle/dp/B0035RGZH2/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1350572116&sr=8-6&keywords=travel+shampoo+containers
Don't let the TSA catch you with that liquid dynamite!
Marty,
Don't waste your time with those. Your best bet is to slap on a fentanyl skin patch to treat the chronic pain of air travel.
I hate peaches and I hate iced tea, but I love vodka, so this solution of yours makes me want to barf and swoon all at the same time. Kind of like watching Denis Leary.
Es un blog muy interesante, me ha gustado mucho leerlo, ya que puede ser algo de gran utilidad para poner en práctica.