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Say Hello To My Little Friends!

Okay, I'm here at the airport and it's too early for the bars to be open. But never fear, I have a solution to this problem...

Here we are in the bathroom with four good friends of mine, The Smirnoff Brothers!

All we have to do is transfer the Smirnoff Quartet into this half full diet Snapple bottle and...

Ba-Boom, instant drinkage! I'm going to drink this in the food court and then see if I can get through the gate. Cheers!

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I hope you got more than 4 of those !

October 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterGENE

In my junior year of high school I mixed southern comfort and peach snapple iced tea together in a snapple bottle to sneak in to the prom. To this day I will not drink southern comfort or peach snapple Iced tea. What a nasty combination.

On another note. On a recent flight across the country we were able to get nips of Jack Daniels past the security gate and were drinking jack and cokes all the way across.

October 18, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterrandall

Ah, those little bottles, I must have done 100s of them in my travels. They were nice to keep when they were made of real glass and not no phony plastic... Remember Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate being warned about "Plastic..."

Drink up, matey, guzzle, guzzle, guzzle... ;)

October 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMykola Mick Dementiuk

A brilliant solution! And a way to get around the outrageous prices at airport bars. Bon voyage!

October 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterKatrink

Godspeed Marty!

October 18, 2012 | Unregistered Commentercsp

Have a safe flight Marty.

October 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJason

I usually fill these up with whiskey, and I never had a problem bringing them on the plane:


October 18, 2012 | Unregistered Commenternight goat

Don't let the TSA catch you with that liquid dynamite!

October 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJaws the Cabbie

Don't waste your time with those. Your best bet is to slap on a fentanyl skin patch to treat the chronic pain of air travel.

October 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterLamont Cranston

I hate peaches and I hate iced tea, but I love vodka, so this solution of yours makes me want to barf and swoon all at the same time. Kind of like watching Denis Leary.

October 22, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBiff

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